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Warm Apple Pie

Warm Apple Pie

$20.00

Sweet baked apples and cinnamon over vanilla and a rich buttery crust. For roughly forty minutes this is indistinguishable from an actual pie, and we stand behind that.

The opening

Top — apple, baked apple
Heart — cinnamon, brown sugar
Base — described below, in full, with apologies.

What actually happens: it burns clean and smells like a pie cooling on a windowsill for the first 30 to 60 minutes. After that the scent turns, and it smells like a bin bag of apple cores left out in August. That is the entire product. Nobody should buy this expecting otherwise.

Best deployed on Thanksgiving, lit just before the plates go down.

Hand-poured in small batches. Ships in plain packaging with nothing on the outside of the box that gives it away. Questions: [email protected].

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