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Bergamot No. 41
Bergamot, sea salt & neroli
$28.00
The JackAss House
A candle in two acts.
Top · Heart · Base · ConsequencesHand-poured in small batches from proper fragrance oils. The opening is genuinely beautiful — bright citrus, warm vanilla, a whisper of cashmere — and holds for a good thirty to sixty minutes. The base note we are not at liberty to describe on the home page.
Small Batch
Poured and wicked by hand, never mass-produced.
30–60 Minutes
The window in which everyone in the room is happy.
Plain Packaging
Nothing on the outside of the box gives it away.
Fully Disclosed
Every product page says exactly what happens, and when.
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The House
A candle in two acts
One wick, two entirely different opinions about your evening.
The JackAss Standard
What goes into every candle
Two acts, one wick, and absolutely no shortcuts on the part everybody likes.
Small Batch
Poured by hand in limited runs.
The First Hour
Thirty to sixty minutes of unbroken luxury.
Real Fragrance Oils
The lovely part is not a trick.
Plain Packaging
Nothing on the box gives it away.
Hand-Finished
Poured, wicked, and checked by hand.
Fully Disclosed
You know exactly what happens. They don't.
The Note Pyramid
Composed in three movements
Two of them we are delighted to talk about at length.
Top
Bergamot, sea salt, a little neroli
Heart
Vanilla, tonka, cashmere musk
Base
Our legal counsel has asked that the base note be described only on the product page. It is described there in full.
How It Goes
Three stages of one evening
Timings are approximate. The outcome is not.
Light it
The room fills in about ten minutes. Warm, bright, expensive-smelling. Nothing is wrong.
They compliment it
Someone always asks what it is. Tell them the truth: bergamot, vanilla, a little sea salt.
Minute 40
Somewhere between the thirty- and sixty-minute mark, the candle changes its mind. You will want to be watching faces, not the wick.
The House Line
Where to begin
Four beautiful openings. Four identical endings.
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Choose Your Moment
Built for specific occasions
Some evenings are asking for it. These are those evenings.
Housewarming
A generous, tasteful gift. For twenty minutes.
Open-Plan Office
Nobody can prove it was you.
The In-Laws
Light it early. Leave the room late.
Your Roommate
Consider it rent, paid in kind.
Free Shipping
On every order. No minimum.
Small-Batch Made
Poured & wicked by hand.
Plain Packaging
Nothing on the box gives it away.
Two Acts, One Wick
Ruin an evening. Tastefully.
Every candle opens with something genuinely beautiful and closes with something else entirely. Pick your opening — the ending takes care of itself.
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